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Concrete gift swaps for the same budget, same occasion, same person. From office exchanges to wedding registries — here's what to give instead.

Swap This Jul 13, 2026

What I'd Buy Instead: For the Guy Who Got a Bluetooth Beanie at the Office Gift Exchange

Bluetooth beanies are the office gift exchange's most common fail — bad sound, awkward fit, and zero thought. ...

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